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(I’m A) Sex Machine!

Wednesday, April 15th, 2009

Let’s take our bedroom play up a notch… or more. Whilst love-dolls enjoy taking, how about the toys that keep on giving? Like computers in our modern age, so mechanized love toys no longer require entire rooms or car batteries for power. The next great step is in private, easily-stored machines for adult single and couple play.
Sensual4u offers a number of Bedroom Fun Sex Machines, to help you spice up your late and not-so late night bedroom antics!
As recommended with zeal by George Clooney’s character in “Burn After Reading”, although much more than a rocking chair on a dildo, today’s machines can be kept on your own top shelf, to be constructed and ready for gratification in minutes.
The TLC Love Machine is a freestanding, wholly portable piece of equipment, which also has wall-mounting brackets fitted to its base (you could even fix it to your door!).
With attachments for Him as well as Her, the TLC Love Machine comes fully assembled and ready for immediate fun! The main 3 add-ons are: the PassionSkin Stroker for Him, a masturbatory sleeve with optional Love Bullet for additional stimulation; the 6-Inch Penis, realistically sculpted dildo; and the Slimline Anal Pleaser, an obsidian bullet for teasing. Also included are 3 vibration/pulsation accessories: the Slimline Vibe, G-Spot Vibe, and the aforementioned Vibrating Love Bullet – incredibly, it’s possible to plug in up to all three of these accessories at one time to increase your pleasure and fun three-fold!
There are 5 Unique settings on the TLC Love Machine: Foreplay, Tease, Pulsation, Vibration and (thank goodness!) Climax; which, alongside the fully position-able 90degree angle adjustment, offers complete and individualized enjoyment; you control the speed of thrusting and stroking by the remote control unit, a simple dial operation for multispeed option and the 5 preset settings. This allows you the choice to put your trust in your partner, or control your own lap-dance singlehandedly.
For aid of portability, the pre-assembled unit includes a fully-retractable handle for transport and sexual positioning, and the sturdy design makes it easy to clean and care for. Similar in size and weight to a portable vacuum-cleaner, this machine can be discreet as well as easy on the eye.
Along similar lines, Sensual4u offers The Ride On Ejaculating Sex Machineand The Saddle Fucking Machine, two straightforward ride-on-top boxes.
The Saddle comes with a choice of construction: plain black wooden casing, or see-through bulletproof glass! And for simplicity’s sake, the saddle has minimal settings – On or Off! Just flick the switch to flick your switches!
The Ride On really comes (pun intended) with two dildos (the realistic cock with head, and the rabbit) – what sets this one apart? Simply put, it’s the one touch controllable ejaculation! A wireless remote control means you are one button-press from the deep ejaculation inside of you , the reservoir capable of holding the liquid of your choice.
Finally,The Stockade Fucking Machine , a rear penetration workhorse, with classic design and optional restraints for ankles and waist, helping to take our bondage- play to another level. Like the others, The Stockade breaks down to make it easily storable.
So why not plug yourself in for your very own wild ride? I sit and type this, thinking about all those Good Vibrations…